Mr. Cowboy knows as well
as any of 'em that splashbacks can happen to the best of
us, even if we take the necessary precautions. Sometimes
all we can do to battle this self-induced enemy is to close
our eyes and imagine a ritzy, french bidet under our assets.
For the poor, oppressed, and wet-reared we salute you!
Description: "Splashbacks" "the poor man's